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Questions about a table, delivery to your town, or a custom colour? No bots, no call centre — replies usually within a few hours.

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Need a quote? Include your full delivery address so we can price the freight. Note we can’t deliver to rural (RD) addresses.

Real humans

No bots, no call centre. You get one of us, every time.

Fast replies

Usually within a couple of hours on WhatsApp.

12 month warranty

On every product, covering manufacturing faults.

Fast NZ delivery

Out the door within 24 hours from our North and South Island warehouses.

Good to know

The questions we get every week

Yo, Squire, what’s the deal with warranties?

All of our products have a 12 month warranty (unless otherwise stated), covering manufacturing faults. It does not cover trick shots gone wrong, wear and tear, spilled beers, or marks from a stripper’s pointy shoes.

The product I want is out of stock. Can I still get it?

No worries — we’ve got new stock arriving all the time. Send us an email and we can give you an update on when it’s back, and we may even be able to reserve one for you.

I can’t see my town at the checkout. What do I do?

No dramas — send us your full delivery address on WhatsApp or email and we’ll see if we can organise it direct to you.

Can you drop off my order and set it up for me?

Freight goes to your nearest depot as standard. If you need it delivered direct to a home or business address, email us and we’ll quote it. We don’t do installations though — all our products are designed to be set up by you quickly and easily, and if you ever get stuck, we’re always here to help.

I need a quote for my business or organisation.

Easy. Email us what you’re after, the quantities and the full delivery address, and we’ll send a proper quote with a GST invoice. Bulk orders looked after.